September 14, 2013
Hello to all my loyal blogpost readers, if there still are
any. I would like to say that these few and far between posts are due to my
busy schedule that doesn’t allow me to write—or maybe that nothing is going on,
so I have nothing to write about. Really, I have no excuse. Call it laziness or
getting used to the life I live here that I just don’t find my daily adventures
as crazy or interesting anymore. Bug burns, well onto number three now; large
lizards, still here and still green; large quantities of rice, yummm.
A new volunteer moved in to the neighboring community. It
nice to have a new neighbor, though, for some reason, it makes me feel old. We
are the same age, but seeing some one start the process that I’m finishing up
just seems to bring out the grey hairs. As a welcome to the country, ANAM
(pana-version of the EPA) invited him along with a member of his community to
an environmental conference in Chiriqui, a province that borders Costa Rica.
Traveling across the country is quite an adventure in Panama. For Panamanians,
it is the ultimate trip. And at times it seems like an unattainable goal. I
woke up at 2:30am to catch the first bus, so I could get to the City in time to
meet up with the ANAM group who was traveling in there own bus. We were told we
were leaving at 6am sharp. I hope that you have all picked up on the intricacies
of Panamanian time management, so that you are not surprised to hear that we
didn’t get on the road until 7:30am.
After 12 hours in the ANAM bus, we arrived. Just to give
everyone a little perspective—Panama City to Boquete, Chiriqui just about 300
miles. But that’s okay, no worrries—the trip home was much worse.
We left late of course, and after 45 minutes of driving we
stopped in the capital city of Chiriqui to buy vegetables. Instead of buying veggies
from one of the many veggie stands located at every corner, we thought it would
be better to collect money and buy from a specific farmer, who would meet us
that morning. Well, his car broke down the morning of, and we waited 3 hours
for him to get to the city. (ps. I was not a part of this veggie buying coop, I
just bought my bag of vegetables from some dude on the road). Well, back on the
road—until 45 minutes later when we stopped for lunch—a sit down lunch at a restaurant
with a group of 50 people.
We did eventually get back to the city, but it was
too late for the folks on the other side of the canal (me included) to catch a
bus to get home, so they sent us home in pick up trucks. I traveled with the
new volunteer and his host mom. Their community is a bit closer than mine, so
we dropped him off first. He lives about a 20 minute drive off the highway. Due
to heavy rains, poor road conditions, a host mom who didn’t want to walk down
her driveway, and an ANAM driver who didn’t want to listen to the gringa
explaining to him that the button labeled ‘A/C’ on the dash is not the 4-wheel
drive, we got stuck at midnight literally in the middle of nowhere. And since
the driver did not want to get wet but was anxious to get out of there, I
helped to push the truck out of the mud at 1am in the pouring rain. We weren’t
successful.
We were able to contact someone else with a truck to pull us
out. And the ANAM driver did not let this poor, and some would say
embarrassing, example of his driving abilities stop him from taking advantage of
his opportunity to hit on the wet, muddy (and not very happy) gringa. He was NOT successful, though who's to say if it was the driving or the several hours that he spent earlier talking about his wife and children.
I made it home!!! It may have taken 17 hours, several pick
up trucks, 14 bags of Doritos and all the patience in the world. But my lovely
house welcomed me home at 1 in the morning.
Little baby mutant fish and some of the other volunteers. |
Lunch stop on the field trip. |
Pana-version of a brown bag lunch, all wrapped up in a banana leaf. |
My new neighbor. |